Patriot Run 5K aka "The day the roads closed early in the pouring rain"

I’ve basically disliked history since middle school ... Maybe it’s because I had boring teachers in school or because it required memorization or because I didn’t realize what an idiot I’d look like later in life when I constantly have to ask my husband history questions that start with “Yes, I know I should probably know this ...”, but I basically hate history. I had to google Mount Vernon to figure out that this race was at a president’s home. I mean, I guess the name George Washington Patriot Run probably gave it away, but when I first signed up for this one, Zach just said he wanted to do the Patriot Run in Alexandria. Zach’s First 5K! We have a goals board at the gym. Every so often - because I lose track of time and realize it’s been much longer than 3 months since I’d like to update the board quarterly - I have folks pick a SMART goal, something that is Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Realistic, and Timely. Zach hated running, so I was super s...